1 Student Exam Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Ra Tha

Teacher:
Paper Me To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Ques To Nhi Hai

Student:
Sir Paper Banane Wale Pe
Lanat Bhej Raha Hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 551 views

Two hydrogen atoms walk

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher her sawal ka short

'Teacher her sawal ka short jawab do
Student.Ok
Teacher.Whats your father name....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Google Earth give us

Google Earth give us the opportunity to go and see every part of world...

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And what we do??We end up looking at our own house

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain,

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boys Ka Common Sense

Chinki Ek Bar Group Mein Apni Saheliyo Ko Bata Rahi Thi.

Chinki: “Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai”

Group Mein Bethi Baki Ladkiyo Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Wo Kaise ?”

Chinki: “Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Aayenge Priya I Love You, Ab Kya Priya Waha Padhne Jayegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)