tum zaror ana
Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.
2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.
1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 973 views
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