Aj accident hua
Son: Aj accident hua, uff marte marte bach gya,
Dad: Tumhari he galti ho gi,
Maa: mera beta, thek to hai na tu?
Sis: bhai koi chot to nahi ayi?
Bro: yaar dihayan se chalaya kar,
Lover: Tume mera zara bhi khayal nahi?
Frnd O shit, biryani khate khate reh gye….Ja yaar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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