Wife Agar Husband Ko

Santa: Wife Agar Husband Ko Naukar Smajhe To Husband Ko Kya Karna Chaiye ?
Banta: Zayda Kuch Nahi
Do Char Ghar Aur Dekh Lene Chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 819 views
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