Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha. ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation
karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala ata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 566 views
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