On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money,

On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a
cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got
cheque cashed from bank manager.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 798 views
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