Chup ho ja saale

PAppu Jalebi bech raha tha magar chilla raha tha

Aalu LeLo Aalu

Ek Aadmi Bola: Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir

Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe ho… ??
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PAppu Bola: Chup ho jaa saale

warna Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi. :p :O

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 635 views
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