PAppu Jalebi bech raha tha magar chilla raha tha

Aalu LeLo Aalu

Ek Aadmi Bola: Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir

Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe ho… ??
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PAppu Bola: Chup ho jaa saale

warna Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi. :p :O

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 923 views

charge khatam ho gaya

Ek admi baat karte waqt uski mobile ko charge khatam ho gaya
:dur, mobile ka charge kiun khatam hota hai?

:sir, mobile ko CNG pe convert karo paysa khatam hoga magar charge khatam nahi hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Tell me major

Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d
hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?
Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya Pinky ko

Sardar-
Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya
Pinky ko
Ur
Pinky ne mje he…

Major Rohail-
Kya hova?

Sardar-
Mene Pinky ki plate mese ek
Booti utthai tu usne muje kaat lya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

3 Dost Ek 7 Ja Rahay Thy

3 Dost Ek 7 Ja Rahay Thy.
Un mE sE 2 gareeb Thy.

Achank 1 Pari Ai Or Kaha k Main Tm tino Ki
1-1 Wish Pori KronGi.

Pehla Dost:
Main ameer Hona Chahta Hon.
Pari nE us ko ameer Bna Diya

2nd Walay nE B Yahi Wish Ki.
Pari Ne Oski B Wish Pori KrDi.

3rd Zor Zor Se Hans k lot pot ho Raha Tha.

Pari nE Kaha Hanso Mat Or apni Wish Btao

3rd Bola: Hahahahahaha
In dono ko Phir sE gareeb Kr Do.

Moral: Dost Kamine Na Hon To Dosti Ka Maza Nai Ata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)