Uble huwe ande
Sardar murgi ku garam pani pila raha tha
phatan :ye kis lye
sardar is se ye uble huwe ande de gi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 840 views
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Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC
1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?
Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?
Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai
MSC- Mother of Seven Children
FSC- Father os Seven Children
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Students ki 7 Nishaniyan
1- Ratta marny ko Mehnat Kahna
2- Har semester mai ye azam karna ke "Es Semester mai sath sath Parhunga"
3- Mobile Off karky parhna owr 5, 5 mint baad mobile ON karke dekhna ke koi msg tu nahi aya
4- Group study mai bar bar kahna ke "Agar ab kesi ne chawal mari tu group se bahir"
5- Parhny se pahle Course ke Page ginna owr gin kar khof se band kar dena
6- Har Lecture ke End mai sath wale larka se pochna "yar tere pas kal wala lecture hai"
7- Yaar apni Degree ka koi Scope nahi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!
Due to following translations..?
1. main aam aadmi nai hon?
(I am not a mango man)
2. Sarda or garma phal hain?
(Colda & hota are fruits)
3.Mujhe b english aati he?
(English comes to me also)
4. Do or Do barabar chaar?
(Give & Give equal to four)
5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?
(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)
6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?
(Tablets are walking on the road)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya.
Father angry: What is this?
Very Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal ka kam aj mat karo,
kiun k ho sakta hai kal wo kaam karna hi na pare h
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
A Man Meet A Friend After A Long Time N Notices He Is Wearing An Ear-Ring. "When Did U Start
Wearing Ear-Ring"
He Replies" Ever Since My Wife Found One In My Car"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Molvi ne Pathan se puchha
Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ?
Pathan. 3
Molvi.. kon kon se?
?
Pathan.
1.sabon
2.shampoo
aur
3.tolya>;-)
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
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Teacher: “Tum Kahaan Paida Hue?”
Pathan: “North Waziristan”
Teacher: “Iss Ki Spelling Batao”
Pathan: “Madam Ruko Mujhe Lagta Hai Main UK Mein Paida Hua Tha“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
"Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl - ur name...
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)