Apni class fellow se

Ladka- Apni class fellow se, Tum paas ho gayi ho?
GirL- Haa bilkuL!
Ladka- to muh to meetha karwa do!
GirL- Kis se?

Ladka- Chalo kiss se he karwa do..

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