Santa Brought
Boss Askd Santa
To Get 2 Corner Seats Tickets
For A Movie To Watch With His G.F!
Santa Brought 2 Corner Tickets..
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A-1 And A-30!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 635 views
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