Pathan

Maachis ki teeli
Pathan ny Maachis ki teeli jalai, na jali.

2nd jalai, na jali.

3rd jalai, wo jal gai.

Pathan ny usy foren bujha diya,

or bola : "Ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun...:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 529 views
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