Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 555 views

Minister Ke Bete Se

Teacher (Minister Ke Bete Se): “Batao, Sukhe Aur Baad Mein Kya Fark Hai?”

Minister Ka Beta: “Zameen-Aasmaan Ka”

Teacher: “b”

Minister Ka Beta: “Sukhe Mein Mere Papa Jeep Se Daura Karte Hai Aur Baad Mein Helicopter Se“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta

Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tere kitne bachhe hain?

SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se wada kiya tha k unki beti ko kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kya baat

Chote log
"PAISE"
Ki bat krte hen


Bare log
"TIME"
Ki bat krte hen



Khobsurat log
"BAAT"
Hi nahi krte

,

,

Wo sirf
"SMS"
Krte hen

Meri Tarah..;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)