Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain.

Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 757 views

Gaddi Starting Salary

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Laloo: U R great sir! Gaddi START karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sarda aur bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by sana (few years ago!)

Bacha Cheekha

Bacha peida hotay hi cheekha: Mujhay kuch nazar nhi aa raha, Mein andha houn..,

Nurse: Stupid, light nhi hai.!

Bacha; Oh tuwadi khair ” Ay Pakistan te nai..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Matlbi dost se bach kr raho

Santa=matlbi dost se bach kr raho. Banta=magr matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife or Mistress

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said, “I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.”

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?" they questioned.

The Engineer said, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)