Patient/Doctor
Doctor:Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open?
Patient:Yes.
Doctor:So your asthma disappeared completely?
Patient:No, but my TV & Laptop did.
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 621 views
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