Aaj pher tum nazar nai aae

pher tamannaun k phool murjhae

na jane kis jangle me kho gae tum

hum to gira ghar se pagal khane tak dekh aae .

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 914 views

For all married friends

For all married friends----------Wife calls mom:'He fought wid me again. I am coming to u.' Mom:'No darling, he needs to pay 4 his mistake, I am coming.' ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardarji proposes a woman

A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chal Police Ko De Aain

2 ‘Pathano’ Ko Bomb Mila
1st Pathan: Chal Police Ko De Aain
2nd Pathan:Agar Bomb Raste Main Phat Gaya To?
1st Pathan: Jhot Bol Denge K phata hoa hi Mila Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath

Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath Bazaar Mein Ja Rahi Thi

Tabhi Usne Ek Sign Board Dekha, Jis Par Likha Tha.

Banarasi Saree 10 Rupaye,

Nylon Saree 8 Rupaye,

Cotton Saree 5 Rupaye,

Aurat Dekh Ke Khusi Se Pati Se Boli: “Mujhe 500 Rupaye Do, Main 50 Saree Kharidoongi”

Pati Mathe Pe Haath Marta Hua Bola: “Oye Soordas Ki Maa, Laundry Ki Dukan Hai Wo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

is line ki english banao

Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)