Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai

Girl:
Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya karte ho..?
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Boy:
Main tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum?
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GIRL:
Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views
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