Pathan na apna bacha ka naam

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga

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