Sardar
Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 578 views
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