Teacher Shadi kya hai?

Teacher:shadi kya hai?

student:kunwaro k liye
"alpenlibe"
jee lalchaye raha n jaye..

or shadishuda k liye
"chlormint"
dubara mat puchna...


by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 654 views
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