England Mother

England Mother- Good night dear.
Hindu Mother - Shubh ratri beta.
Muslim Mother - Shaba kher.
Aur
Apni MAA- Are Iss Mobile Ko AAG Laga De Aur So Ja.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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