England Mother
England Mother- Good night dear.
Hindu Mother - Shubh ratri beta.
Muslim Mother - Shaba kher.
Aur
Apni MAA- Are Iss Mobile Ko AAG Laga De Aur So Ja.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1162 views
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