Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views
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Chor:
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Kiya Orat, Admi Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai..?
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AnsWer :
Yes,
Par Admi Crorepati Hona Chahiye..!
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or
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