Murga Murgi Se:
I Love U Jaan. Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,

Murgi: Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan

Murgi: Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do….!.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views

Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure

Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha

Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi hai.

Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was weeping at a grave

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghar construction

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..
Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par Color
kiya,
Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya
"SAME AS ABOVE"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar And Wife

Sardar on bike with his sister, someone comments: Oye sardar kinni soni biwi hai teri.

Sardar gets angry & says : Oye biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Admi Rikshay wale se

1 Admi Rikshay wale se: Khan Sahab saddar jaega?

Khan: Hamara khayal hy nahi jaega.

Admi: Aray bhai saddar jaega?

Khan: Shayad 2013 tak jaega.

Admi: Abey me bol raha hu Regal Chowk, Saddar jaega?

Khan: Ye to saddar ka marzi hy k regal chowk jae ya banaras chowk ham se poch k thori jaega…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)