Guests For Dinner
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.
Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
Similar Jokes
Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q
jatay Ho?
Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr
Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 bar english ki class me pathan ki zor se hawa nikal gai.
Teacher:what is this
pathan :this is my back ground music
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya
BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye,
koi SONAY ki Cheez do
Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Ek Beemar Electrical Engineer Se uski Wife Boli, Is Baar Aap Jaanwaron Ke Doctor Ko Dikhao, Tabhi Kuch Ho Sakta Hain.
Husband Wo kyun Priyatame??
Wife: Roj Subah Aap Murgi Ki Tarah Jaldi Uth jaate Hain, Ghode Ki tarah Bhag Kar Office Chale jaate Hain, Kachue Ki Tarah Din Bhar Office Chale Jaate Hain, Kabootar Ki Tarah Idhar udhar Information Batorte Firte Hain, Chimpangee Ki Tarah Malik Ke Ishare par Naacte Rahte Hain, GharAakar Fir Kutte Ki Tarah Bhokte Hain Aur Ashanti Karte Hain, Aur Saand Ki tarak So Jaate Hain Aur Subah Late Tak Bistar Par Pade Rahte Hain, Isme Aadmi Ka Doctor Bhi Kuch Nahi Kar Sakta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:
Kia Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai, Bache theek hai?.
2010 Guests Ghar aate hi:
Patli pin wala charger hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.
Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why Gove
ment do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa Aur Banta Film Dekhne Gaye
Lekin Woh Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaye.
Q? Kyo K
Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
"HOUSE FULL". :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Some 1 Wrote 2 Sardar
Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs 100 Bhejo Hoshyar Ho To 200
Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo
Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote
OeyMain Sabka Baap Hon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Roshni K Sheher Ko Tum Khud Hi Bachalo Doston
Najane Kon Isey Andheron Me Dhal Gaya
Mere Aasre Me To Bilkul Na Rehna
Mere To Khud Kaan Me Pathan ELFY Daal Gaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)