Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 826 views

How To Start Your Day With a Positive

ATTITUDE :
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Jab meri Biwi Bolti hai to mujhe Kuch Sunai nahi deta
Dr: Ye Bimari nahi hai Aalah ki Maherbani hai.

by Raju (few years ago!)

Sardar ke bagiche me

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut podhey they.

Sardar ne naukar se bola, podho ko pani dal do.

Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhu chatri pakr ke dal lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho k airforce Me jay ga

Pathan:
Maa hum bara ho k airforce
Me jay ga

Maa:
Beta mujhe kese pata chalega
k ye mera bete ka jahaz hy

Pathan:
Hum GUZARTE waqt ghar pe
BOMB Phenk daiGa.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)