Chintu: Didi Ro Kyo Rahi Hai?
Maa: Wah Sasural Ja Rahi Hai.

Chintu: Mujhe Laga Use School Bhej Rahe Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1184 views

A Sardar came to the office of

A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.

“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.

“My father was 182 cms tall.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Zabrdast Misunderstandin

Zabrdast Misunderstandin g
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Jewellery shop me ek admi ki
zabrdst pitayi ho gyi,
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Reason Usne Sales girl se kha ki
"Aaapki ek - ek item gazab ki
hai"
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Aaj sone ka kya rate hain?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Skipping school

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football.

Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher: Bejli kahan sai ati hai?
Student: Maire mamo ky ghar sai
Teacher: Wo kaise??
Student: Jab bhi light Jati hai, maire abbu kahty hain "Saalon ne phir bejli band kardi"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)