Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 555 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada



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Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ?
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