Maine gf ko sms kiya ki
sonu-yaar,maine gf ko sms kiya ki main raat ko aaunga...raat me geya to wo kisi aur k sath thi
monu man chota mat kar yaar msg nhi mila hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 695 views
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Universal fact :
When teacher scolds us, we say
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' sorry '
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But Our Mind Always says,
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'ghnta Sorry'..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Story of Newton's Laws
A cow was walking
Newton stopped it...
It stopped.
He found his first law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS ITS STOPPED"
He gave a force by kicking the cow...
it gave a sound "MA!"
he then formulated the 2nd law "F= MA"
After sometime the cow gave a kick to Newton,
Then he formulated the 3rd Law...
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION"
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A lady broke a signal..
Police man : Hey !! Stop the car.. lady!
Lady : Please let me go, I am a teacher..
Police man:
Hurrah, I've waited for this moment all my life !
Now write
"I WILL NEVER BREAK A SIGNAL"
500 times :D
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..
bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:"Can you see God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Can you touch God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
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Pappu:"Sir, can you see your brain.. ??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Can you touch your brain..??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Oho ok, So you have no brain.. :p :O :D
Teacher Shocked Pappu Rocked
Students Thoko Like....;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,
Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customar (hotel manger se-subah ke waqt mai baid pe breajfast lena pasnd krta hu
Manegar-no problam lekin apko apna bed neche restra me lana hoga
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1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.
American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.
American:
Wats This?
SARDAR:
Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)