Pappu: Mummy raat ko jb

main susu karne gaya to

bathroom ki door kholi toh

light apne aap hi jal gaye

Mummy: Haramjade tu aaj

phir freeze me susu kar aya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 814 views

educated beggar

a beggar found 100 rs he went to the 5 star Hotel and have dinner.
the bill is of Rs. 3000 Hotel Manager handed him to the Police he gave that 100 Rs. to them and get free.




its a called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT bcoz beggar was MBA in Finance.

by khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Liza and Ann

Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: A s*x maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

insan ka ikhlaq

An Old quot.

“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to usy ghussy ki halat men dekho”

New versiOn..

:-)

“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to uska Inbox check krlo!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega

Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:

Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye

To Aap Kya Karenge..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye.??

Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)