Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr

Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain..
Raste me kacha pul aa jata ha usko dekhkr chinti boli "cross kr loge ya me utru?' :-)
:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 623 views
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