Dr to Santa Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo
Dr to Santa Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo
Smart Santa: Dr Saheb Hilane se Dawai Chammacha se Gir jati hai or
Fir zameen se Chaatni Padti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 927 views
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