Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?

Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 599 views

Me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k

Teacher:me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k bta skte hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Student:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho

Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho? Husband: bohat zyada Wife: phir bhe kitna?
Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Medical Prescription

Santa`s father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.

Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.

Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.

His father said, "Read that label. That`s why!"

Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A guy walks

A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Daru pene se

UPDESH:
Daru pine se jindagi k problem solve nhi hoti.
EXPERT DRINKER'S ADVICE:
Problem toh doodh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)