Kon Bane ga Karor Pati
Kon Banai ga Karor Pati?
Pathan: Me.
Q: what is your father name?
Options:
A.Dilawer
B.Changez
c.Feroz
d.Sultan
Pthan: Life line 50/50.
A. Dilawer
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote,
75% Dilwer
25% Feroze
Pathan: my last line phone a friend.
Kis ko call karen gai?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawer ko.........!
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