Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo
Teachr:
Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo
Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka
Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil
Ki Tarhan Bana Dia?
Students:
Adnan SAMI…
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