Mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai

Santa: mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai

Banta: kyu? itna gamandi hai kya?

Santa: nahi. woh behara hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views
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then Pappu's mom asked him:-
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