Bhikhari to stupid uncle Dhiir
Bhikhari to stupid uncle Dhiir
3 din se bhookha hoon kuch de do
Dhiir- saale ek 74 sal k budha 12 din tak bhokha ho k jinda hai tuje tisre din mout aai hai.
Jai dhiir baba
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views
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