American ne India ka masaledaar
American ne India ka masaledaar dinner liya,Agli subah toilet se nikalte hi bola,Ab samjha Indians Q paani se dhote Hai,Tissue paper to aag pakad lega....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views
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