bhaabi jhakas hen

Ye Dil buhat udas hai,

Koi apna nahi paas hai,

Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,

Zara apni wali ka Number to dena,

Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas” hai……..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 791 views
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