Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did; I shook my head.

Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here, do you?!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views

The neat trick

A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me us ki jaga le sakti hun

1 girl ki death k bad us ki saheli us k boy friend k pas gai aur boli:kia me us ki jagah le sakti hun.

Bf :mujhe koi aitraz nai qabristan walo se puch lo.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Dictionary mein nahi hai

Santa: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein nahi hai

Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda. dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Girlriend to Funny

Funny Girlriend to Funny Boyfriend: Mera Dulara ,Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chona, mera sweet gulgula. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo ji Bolo.

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek choha shrab ke galass main

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy
yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy
k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)