Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did; I shook my head.

Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here, do you?!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views

Attention Defect Hyperactive Disorder

Prof to Student: What is Attention Defect Hyperactive Disorder.

Student: Jimbalakkadi Bamba.

Prof: Sorry I didn't understand Anything What you said.

Student: Same Here.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab fone karun.

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?
Boy
30 se 40
GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Young Naval Student

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik pathan masjid se joota churata pakra geya

Aik pathan masjid se joota churata pakra geya
Logon ne kaha ess ki tind kar doo

Woh pathan masomiat se bola
Meharbani kar ke aik paoon wapis le lain or Meri fauji cutting kar dein

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

msg krain gay bari bari

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,
Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari,
Ye sms milte hi sms karo,
Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!!!!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)