Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did; I shook my head.

Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here, do you?!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views

Sardar and Bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Police Wala Thanay main

Police Wala Thanay main ek Mulzim ko bht maar raha tha..

Aur us par bht saare ILZAAM lag raha tha..

Isi dauraan usko phone aaya ke us ke ghar me BETA paida hoa hai..

FoneSun ker us ne doosron ko batya , ye sun kar Mulzim ghussay se Cheekha..

“DAAL de .. ye CASE bhi mere uppar daal de” :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

THE ANSWER

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Bahut kamina tha

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.

Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)