Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola
Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola: “Kisi ka paon saff se
agay
nhi hona chahiey.
Peechay kharay aik punjabi ne kaha: “Q “no ball” ho
jaye
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 773 views
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