Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd:Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se

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