GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU

GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU ki BALTI rakhi.

GADHA PANI P gaya.
POLICE ne SHARABI se puchha:tune isse kya seekha?

SHARABI:jo DARU nahi pita Wo GADHA hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 768 views
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