Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 885 views

Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se

Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,
Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay,
Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain,
Utna To Hum Choice Mein CH0R DIA KARTAY THAY. ;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A little girl

A little girl came home from school and said to her
mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished
for something that I didn't do." The mother
exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have
a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way,
what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl
replied, "My homework."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathaan's wish: when i die

Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die
Pathaan's wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not
screamin like
all d passengers in d bus he
was driving ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

funny

Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

3 Movie Tickets

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)