Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile
Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.
A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views
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