Major Rohail
Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
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Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 901 views
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