Me kal aaon ga
Dr:ap ki bemari ka andaza lagana mushkil hai shahid ye nashe ki waja se hai.:-)
mareez:theak hai me us waqt aaoun ga jb ap nashe me nai hun ge.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 965 views
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