Khud Ko Kr Nalayak Itna
Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle,
uska har panna tumse khud puche
beta tabiyet to thik hai na?
aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 884 views
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