Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao.

Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .

wife:kyun. . . . ?

Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 637 views
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