Agar tum mere pati hote
Girl: Agar tum mere pati hote to main tumhari coffee mein zeher mila deti!
Boy: Aur agar tum meri wife hoti to main vo coffee zarur pi leta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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