Deadly IQ Question

Deadly IQ Question.

Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”

Santa: “jithy Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 612 views
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