Cat:hw old r u?

Cat:hw old r u?
Elpnt:5 yrs.
Cat: U luk big.
Elpnt: i m a COMPLAN BOY
cat: i m 20yrs
Elpnt: But u luk small
Cat: PONDS MIRACLE,
BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE...

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