Santa to Pandit – Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?

Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse aache VICHAR aate hai,

Santa – Kamaal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir bhi kuch nahi aata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 990 views

Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Pappu ki hui master se ladai…
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…

Pappu ka garam hua khoon.
gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.
“COMING SOON.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Student

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai

1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai

isay paint kese krte hain?

2nd Pathan: Woi Pagala jab ye door ja k chota sa ho jati hai phir paint krte hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College Writing

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

A Lady calls a sardar for repairing door bell

Sardar didn't come for four days.

Lady asks why you come after i repaired my Bell?

He replied: I came & press the bell,button but no body opened the do

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)